Book Blogger Starter Kit

1.Books: First of all your going to need approximately 1 million books (organised by colour of course). Does that sound like to many? Well don’t worry you’ll only ever read 10 of them anyway.

2. Fonts! Nobody will read your blog unless you have the perfect one, so go ahead and spend all day choosing one!

3. Twitter is an absolute ESSENTIAL, how else are you going to spend your time? Reading? Writing blog posts? Of course not silly! Now go check your feed again.

4. Reading Books! Yes the most important part, but you don’t want to read too quickly. See point 3 for advice if you think you are doing too much reading.

5. Writing Reviews…

“He opens his mouth, but the words won’t come out
He’s chokin’, how, everybody’s jokin’ now
The clocks run out, times up, over, blaow!
Snap back to reality, oh there goes gravity”
Oh there goes the publication date
*how it would have sounded if Eminem was a book blogger*

I hope you enjoyed my silly post!

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36 thoughts on “Book Blogger Starter Kit

  1. ahaha aww I loved this !
    Specially the one about having a million books but “ah don’t worry, you’ll read only like 10” ahaha so accurate. Though I only have a mere 20s …

    because oh my god it’s gorgeous. I want that.

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  2. Oh man, this post is amazing. At first I was scared you were being serious, but it became obvious you were joking πŸ˜‰ I definitely loved the Eminem verse, I started singing in my head rightaway!


  3. Bahaha Eminem as a book blogger. But honestly I’ve watched so many books pass their publication dates on my tbr and I ain’t even mad anymore. I think this list is perfect and I love it lol. (Twitter is such a huge game changer for a book blogger)

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    Okay anyways, this post is everything! I love these sarcastic/cheeky posts about the bookish community and shocker, all of these are true for me but the rainbow shelves because I can’t have books of different sizes next to one another.

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  5. Hahaha if only Eminem was a book blogger! Imagine the songs we’d have!?
    Obviously I’m doing something right if I’m doing all of these things. I think I gotta work on #3 a bit more though, just to slow down on my reading! Lol This is a fab post! πŸ˜‚

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