1.Books: First of all your going to need approximately 1 million books (organised by colour of course). Does that sound like to many? Well don’t worry you’ll only ever read 10 of them anyway.

2. Fonts! Nobody will read your blog unless you have the perfect one, so go ahead and spend all day choosing one!

3. Twitter is an absolute ESSENTIAL, how else are you going to spend your time? Reading? Writing blog posts? Of course not silly! Now go check your feed again.

4. Reading Books! Yes the most important part, but you don’t want to read too quickly. See point 3 for advice if you think you are doing too much reading.

5. Writing Reviews…
“He opens his mouth, but the words won’t come out
He’s chokin’, how, everybody’s jokin’ now
The clocks run out, times up, over, blaow!
Snap back to reality, oh there goes gravity”
Oh there goes the publication date
*how it would have sounded if Eminem was a book blogger*

I hope you enjoyed my silly post!

Please Like – Comment – Subscribe
ahaha aww I loved this !
Specially the one about having a million books but “ah don’t worry, you’ll read only like 10” ahaha so accurate. Though I only have a mere 20s …
IS THAT YOUR SHELF?!
because oh my god it’s gorgeous. I want that.
LikeLiked by 1 person
I’m glad you enjoyed it 😅!
I WISH! My shelf is way smaller , but we can dream lol 💚
LikeLiked by 1 person
Ahh, I don’t have enough books to organize them by colour, I’m a failure!!
(Okay joking aside, this was a really cute post!)
LikeLiked by 1 person
Hahaha Terrible😄 ! Thank you so much!
LikeLiked by 1 person
LOL! And now you got that Eminem song in my head.
LikeLiked by 1 person
*evil laughs* mission accomplished lol 😁
LikeLiked by 1 person
I am not crazy about rainbow shelves. I like keeping all my authors and series together. Works for some people just not for me. Love how it looks tho.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Haha it’s not very practical 😁🌻
LikeLike
Love this! 😀
LikeLiked by 1 person
Oh man, this post is amazing. At first I was scared you were being serious, but it became obvious you were joking 😉 I definitely loved the Eminem verse, I started singing in my head rightaway!
LikeLike
Hahaha I’m relieved you realised 🕵😂. Glad you enjoyed 💚
LikeLike
Bahaha Eminem as a book blogger. But honestly I’ve watched so many books pass their publication dates on my tbr and I ain’t even mad anymore. I think this list is perfect and I love it lol. (Twitter is such a huge game changer for a book blogger)
LikeLiked by 1 person
Could you imagine 😂 Haha same those publication dates just fly on by. Thank you💚💚
LikeLiked by 1 person
OMG this is hilarious. And sadly kinda accurate. XD
LikeLiked by 1 person
MOM’S SPAGHETTI!
Okay anyways, this post is everything! I love these sarcastic/cheeky posts about the bookish community and shocker, all of these are true for me but the rainbow shelves because I can’t have books of different sizes next to one another.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Amazing, I think most of is have had these problems lol 😂💚
LikeLike
I’ve been a book blogger for 5 years now and this is so my life! Very amusing post Elysia
LikeLiked by 1 person
Haha thank you 💚
LikeLike
This post makes perfect sense. At least to someone who has been in this business for some time now 😉
LikeLiked by 1 person
I’m glad lol 💚
LikeLiked by 1 person
Oh man, if you saw how unorganized my bookshelves are, I’d have my bookblogger card revoked!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Ahaha I won’t tell 😏🌿
LikeLiked by 1 person
Very funny post 😘
LikeLiked by 1 person
Thanks Flora 💚💚
LikeLike
You’re welcome ♥️
LikeLike
This is one of my favorite funny posts ever! Thanks so much for sharing this ❤
LikeLiked by 1 person
Ahh thank you so much 💚💚
LikeLike
I love your post! So fun, yet also very accurate. I consider Twitter an essential tool in my book blogging arsenal. I’ll be following you from now on.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Thank you so much 💚💚
LikeLike
This is really funny!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Thank you 💚💚
LikeLike
Best advice for any book blooger 🤣🤣
LikeLiked by 1 person
Hahaha if only Eminem was a book blogger! Imagine the songs we’d have!?
Obviously I’m doing something right if I’m doing all of these things. I think I gotta work on #3 a bit more though, just to slow down on my reading! Lol This is a fab post! 😂
LikeLiked by 1 person
Haha It would be amazing! 😂, thank you
LikeLiked by 1 person